morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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(via dutchster)


stonerc0re:

shakespearean-rose:

phyerfly:

"Those people with stretched ears and tattoos are all bad news."

107,000 NOTES IS NOT ENOUGH.

Awesome he has power trip shirt
I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.

-(via massiv3)

(Source: minivampire, via ruinedchildhood)



surprisebitch:

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yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

(Source: surprisebitch, via bieberinmypants69)


warpedlamp:

Trying to explain your fandom to other people.

kaijuscience:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

(Source: schrodingersowen, via dutchster)